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So with everyone still a bit sweaty from 's performance, things mellowed for a few minutes w... EMAs 2005: The Show Highli

So with everyone still a bit sweaty from 's performance, things mellowed for a few minutes with awards for (Best Video) and (Best Female), who was almost as shocked as she is fit.

But the calm didn't last for long, as it was time for the next performance from one Mr . Never one for shy performances, Robbie was true to form as he belted out with loads of running around the stage and this year's first and only stage dive! Good on you, Rob. He was rewarded not long after with the award for . But not before MTV honoured a true legend - .

Bob was the recipient of this year's award following the enormous success of earlier this year. The award was presented to Bob by his good friend , who also presented him a massive hug and kiss as he collected his gong to deafening applause.

were next to perform, showing Lisbon how lovely and lumpy 's humps are, followed by who did what they do best - rock like they're on fire! With impressive green lasers beaming all around them, Foos thrashed the hell out of their hit ', interrupted briefly in the middle of the song by Borat who told Dave Grohl he was lost.

Fast-forward through Borat hosting a link while on the toilet taking a dump backstage, and an award for Best Portuguese Act, and we're on to the final award of the night which goes to . "Best group and we don't even exist." Said Gorillaz illustrator .

All that remained was for to bid farewell to the Lisbon audience, and indeed the world, with cries of "I love sex", "I kiss you all", and "I'm going to go backstage and try and enter Brittany Murphy's Shakira!" (he earlier explained that 'Shakira' means 'vagina' in his native tongue) before flying over the audience in a makeshift jet pack.

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