Opening the 12th annual in was her royal highness with a banging rendition of her new single , for which she wore a hot purple leather jacket and tiny shorts that showed off her fantastic 47-year-old ass. It was a racy performance with Madonna feeling up, and being felt up by, her buff breakdancers, one of which had the pleasure of her leg over his shoulder.
Fast-forward past award victories for (Best Album), (Best Pop) - presented to them by in bright, sexy dresses that showed off their boobs - and (Best Hip-Hop), and we're onto a classic spinning- performance of by .
Then we're back with who welcomes a in full Arabian get-up and wellies. He then introduced the as "international prostitutes", who performed their smash 'Don't Cha' complete with a house remix at the end.
The next performance came courtesy of and it was astounding. Thanks to groundbreaking 3D holographic technology, the mighty apes appeared on stage as life size creatures, rocking on their instruments, danced with , who joined them on stage for their joint hit , and scratched their balls.
Skate past more 'traditional' Kazakhstan entertainment from Borat, and a very smooth performance from , and we're onto star Jared Leto presenting , which he introduced with the night's first political message. "Repeat after me," he said to the excited audience, "War. Peace. Poverty... !" At which point everybody booed very loudly. "Luckily," added Jared, "tonight there is an alternative…" (see what he did there?) The award went to System Of A Down, whose frontman went into a rant about the failure of humanity.
Green Day were next to perform, quite literally setting the arena alight with an explosion-tastic rendition of which rocked everybody's socks off.
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